3:35pm today: Cold caller: “Hi, this is Tiffany from Girls Gone Wild. Mr. Sterling, do you watch adult entertainment?” Me: Ha! How did you get my, ah… I mean, why are you…oh my God! [Deep breath] Look, I really don’t want to be on your call list. Please take my name off it. Cold caller: [...]
Last night I went to Barnes & Noble looking for a book of poems to buy for the son of a friend. Some of my fonder literary recollections from childhood are verses of Ogden Nash, so I figured that was a promising route. I went to the poetry section, but no Nash was to be [...]
I saw that sac mentioned “Stacy Noblog” in a sort-of recent post and it piqued my curiosity about the durability and spread of the “Stacy Noblog” meme. Some background, first. “Stacy Noblog” is a monicker crafted by me and Eurotrash a few years ago during a night of drunken excess – the only kind of [...]