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I must be naive

3:35pm today:

Cold caller: “Hi, this is Tiffany from Girls Gone Wild. Mr. Sterling, do you watch adult entertainment?”
Me: Ha! How did you get my, ah… I mean, why are you…oh my God! [Deep breath] Look, I really don’t want to be on your call list. Please take my name off it.
Cold caller: No problem. Have a nice day!

Porn telemarketing!? When the hell did that happen!?

8 Responses to “I must be naive”

  1. see, while the rpaa or whatever they’re called might get down on it. bittorrent really is the only way to get one’s smut. just what until you try to get your next mortgage and they want to give you the ‘player’s’ interest rate.

    good post!

  2. wait this is from july? why did bloglines show it today?

  3. well hell i’ll just keep going…

    right euro date convention. should have seen that. i lived there you know. 2 years. christ. ok stopping now. shhh, not talking. shhh….what’s that over there…a car crash?

  4. Alcohol and blogging don’t mix, young Jedi.

  5. but did she sound cute?

  6. I doubt there’s going to be a “Girls of Girls Gone Wild Girls Gone Wild” video, if that’s what you’re asking. It’s one thing to get drunk college girls to take off their shirts on camera, but if you try that with an employee you’ll be out of business faster than Doug Stanhope on “The Man Show.”

  7. it probably has something to do with this.

  8. I didn’t live here in 2003. Different state, new phone #.

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