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I must be naive

Posted on February 7th, 2006 by Sterling

3:35pm today:
Cold caller: “Hi, this is Tiffany from Girls Gone Wild. Mr. Sterling, do you watch adult entertainment?”
Me: Ha! How did you get my, ah… I mean, why are you…oh my God! [Deep breath] Look, I really don’t want to be on your call list. Please take my name [...]

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What happened to Ogden Nash?

Posted on February 4th, 2006 by Sterling

Last night I went to Barnes & Noble looking for a book of poems to buy for the son of a friend. Some of my fonder literary recollections from childhood are verses of Ogden Nash, so I figured that was a promising route.
I went to the poetry section, but no Nash was to be [...]

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